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Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP Geek Soap

Posted in Showcase, Soap , on April 16, 2010 ,

Relive your favorite classic gaming adventures in the tub with my Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP! This series of gaming cartridge soap packs 8-bit, 16-bit, or 64-bit power in every shower! Its natural companion is the Handheld Game Cartridge Guest Soap… the mini 8-Bit version that’s perfect for travel or your guest bathroom sink.

NEW in the series: Retro 2600 Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars… a parody replica rom cartridge of our favorite 1977 console.

NEWER in the series: Classic SG 16-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars. The 16-bit equivalent from that other console.

Bonus: you won’t need to blow on these cartridges to get them to work.

GEEKSOAP Game Cartridge bars are handmade one-at-a-time from all natural ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. The grey bars are generously scented with an incredibly refreshing lime mint fragrance while the black bars are scented with a sultry unisex black amber musk fragrance, and all bars come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!

The molds were custom designed and created by me so you can be sure that your soap is lovingly handmade and 100% one-of-a-kind. You won’t find soap like it anywhere else!

The 64-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh a touch over 5 ounces and have the dimensions of 4″x3″x1.1″.

The 8-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh a little over 9 ounces (That’s nearly double all of my other GEEKSOAP bars!) with the dimensions of 4.25″x5.5″x0.75″. These are HUGE!

The 16-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh around 8 ounces (That’s pretty darn big!) with the dimensions of 5.25″x3.5″x0.75″. That’s like 2 of my D20 Soap on a Rope bars!

The Handheld Game Cartridge Guest Soap bars weigh approximately 1.5 ounces and have the dimensions of 2.25″x2.5″x0.75″.

The Retro 2600 Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh around 5 ounces with the dimensions of 4″x3.25″x0.75″.

The SG 16-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh approximately 5 ounces with the dimensions of 4.25″x3.25″x0.75″.

These bars are 100% solid soap through and through, which means the soap versions weigh more than the real thing… but good luck telling the difference between the soap and the real cartridges!

This is just one series design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

Please Note: No company names are used on any of these products, they are simply parody replicas and not meant to confuse or mislead customers, or infringe on design patents. (Which they do not.) Not endorsed or licensed merchandise.

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!


Pac-Man GEEKSOAP Geek Soap

Posted in Soap , on April 11, 2010 ,

Universally considered THE classic video game, Pac-Man is a 1980s pop culture phenomenon that you can now take in the shower with you! This GEEKSOAP features Pac-Man with two tasty pac-dots, accompanied by a little pixelated ghost. This is one video game icon you can’t go wrong with in the bath.

GEEKSOAP is handmade from natural, pure vegetable glycerin and moisturizers, enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with invigorating eucalyptus mint and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!

These bars weigh 5oz and have the dimensions of 3.5″x2.5″x1.25″.

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

Please Note: Name trademarks and copyrights are properties of their respective manufacturers and/or designers.These fan inspired versions are NOT to be confused with licensed merchandise. My interpretation of these designs are lovingly created and carved by hand and are not intended to mislead or confuse the customer OR infringe on the manufacturer’s/designer’s name and valuable trademark.

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!


Binary GEEKSOAP 3D Massage Bar

Posted in Soap , on March 28, 2010 ,

There are 10 types of people in this world: those that understand binary and the importance of a good massaging bar of soap… and those that don’t. Finally, the one and only soap in the true language of geek. Because even geeks need to pull themselves away from their computer every once in awhile to bathe… now in solid colored glycerin, honey oat, oatmeal coffee scrub, and lemon poppyseed!

GEEKSOAP is handmade from natural, pure vegetable glycerin and moisturizers, enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with a clean, invigorating smell and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it.  The unique raised 1s and 0s are perfect for massaging away the stresses of the day, geek style. The mold was custom designed and created by me so you can be sure that your soap is lovingly handmade and 100% one-of-a-kind. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly! (Binary bars can come in a honey and oatmeal combo – those bars are up for interpretation on level of vegan-friendliness since they have a honey base.)

Binary bars weigh 5.5 ounces and are 3″x3″x2″.

SOLID COLOR
The colored Binary GEEKSOAP bars come in a wide variety of colors including lemon, peach, pink, blue, lime, lilac, or seafoam.

In addition to the solid colored glycerin-based bars, there are three other varieties of the Binary GEEKSOAP Massage bar:

HONEY AND OATMEAL
The powerful combination of the honey and oatmeal layers packs acne-fighting power, moisturization, and itch relief together in one amazingly geeky bar of soap. Scent: Honey Almond

OATMEAL COFFEE SCRUB
The addition of fine grind coffee in the rich and luxurious oatmeal base provides a gentle scrubbing property to a bar which already provides skin moisturization and itch relief. Scent: Oatmeal, milk & Honey

LEMON POPPYSEED SCRUB
This refreshing lemon scented bar is heavenly. It features real poppyseeds throughout, which adds a gentle scrubbing property to this soothing bar. A great exfoliant!

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

The one and only Binary 3D GEEKSOAP Massage Bar of Soap The one and only Binary 3D GEEKSOAP Massage Bar of Soap

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!


Android GEEKSOAP Geek Soap

Posted in Soap , on March 28, 2010 ,

Because even geeks need to pull themselves away from their computer every once in awhile to bathe… and isn’t Android soap the cutest thing you’ve ever seen? Say it with me now: awwwwwwwe. Even if you have to put your mobile device down while in the shower, you can still have Android by your side.

Size: 6.5oz bar with the dimensions of 3″x3″x1.25″

GEEKSOAP is handmade from natural, pure vegetable glycerin and moisturizers, enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with a fresh soap smell but can be made fragrance free, and come shrink-wrapped to seal in their freshness and allow you to display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

Please Note: Name trademarks and copyrights are properties of their respective manufacturers and/or designers.These fan inspired versions are NOT to be confused with licensed merchandise. My interpretation of these designs are lovingly created and carved by hand and are not intended to mislead or confuse the customer OR infringe on the manufacturer’s/designer’s name and valuable trademark. This Android soap design is based on works created and shared by Google Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution.

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!


Hype Machine GEEKSOAP Geek Soap

Posted in Soap , on March 27, 2010 ,

Become one with your favorite music and spread the love with Hype Machine GEEKSOAP geeky soap.

GEEKSOAP is handmade from natural, pure vegetable glycerin and moisturizers, enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with a clean, invigorating smell and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!

Size: 5oz bar with dimensions of 3″x2.5″x1.25″

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

Please Note: Name trademarks and copyrights are properties of their respective manufacturers and/or designers.These fan inspired versions are NOT to be confused with licensed merchandise. My interpretation of these designs are lovingly created and carved by hand and are not intended to mislead or confuse the customer OR infringe on the manufacturer’s/designer’s name and valuable trademark.

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!