Or should I say… Game of FOAMS?!

When playing the game of foams, you win or you die. Make sure to smell your best no matter where your loyalties lie.

STARK
Winter is coming… be the one true clean in the north by siding with the Starks.

Sigil: Grey wolf on winter white
Scent: Betrayal. A crisp combination of pine, cedar, and eucalyptus with just a hint of campfire to capture the essence of the wintry north.

or…

LANNISTER
Hear me roar and always pay your debts to cleanliness.

Sigil: Golden lion on crimson
Scent: Pride. A sweet, earthy blend of patchouli, plumeria, and orange; rich and manipulative.

Not a licensed or endorsed product. Fan interpretation handcarved with love. Both bars are 5.5 oz of 100% all natural and vegan friendly soap.

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

Let’s face it, dinosaurs are cool. And it just so happens that the theme of our nursery décor is all about dinosaurs, which prompted our hugely successful (thanks to inspiration from @KatieDoyle and promotion by Think Geek!) Operation Geekling Dinosaur Project**. As you can imagine, we’re a little dino-crazy around our house right now between the growing geektastic dino nursery, this past weekend’s dinosaur themed baby shower, and preparing for the arrival of our little bundle of joy next month.

I crafted up these DINO-mite soaps as baby shower favors for friends and family. Each one is made from all natural ingredients and have a light powdery scent, reminiscent of cuddles and freshly washed onesies. As always, they’re also vegan friendly!

Ask and you shall receive; I had a lot of people request I make these available to the masses for purchase, and now these ridiculously adorable soaps are up in the GEEKSOAP shop just for you. Now you can rub dinosaurs all over your body, too!

Remember: RAWR means “I love you” in dinosaur :)

**What’s Operation Geekling Dinosaur Project? Read our Call for Submissions back in March, a recent update post, and check out the official Flickr gallery for lots of awesome dinosaur goodness.

Donkey Kong is one of the legendary classics in the video game world. Forget Billy Mitchell or Steve Wiebe… now YOU can beat the record high score for cleanliness and go down in history forever as the Clean of Kong!

This fabulous soap is an iconic homage to an arcade classic, based on the token barrels found throughout the entire game series. It was custom designed and created by me, so you can be sure your soap is lovingly handmade and one-of-a-kind!

These unique barrel shaped soaps stand approximately 2.75″ tall and are nearly 3″ across at their widest point, weighing in at a whopping 7 oz each! They smell of plump banana bunches with a hint of sweet coconut, and you’ll love that every bar is made from 100% all natural ingredients. As always, GEEKSOAP bars are also vegan friendly!

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

While not the first of its kind, Hockey Geek puck soap was something that I had created privately to give to family and friends this holiday season, and it was met with so much enthusiasm that I’ve decided to make it available to the general public for a limited run. Get yours while hockey season lasts!

Soap has official hockey puck regulation dimensions and weighs approximately 4.2oz. Vegan friendly and made from 100% all natural ingredients! Scented with a subtle yet rugged scent that reminds me of the crisp air in the Canadian Rockies.

Available at geeksoap.net during hockey season!

GEEKSOAP is handmade from vegan friendly, hypoallergenic ingredients and comes generously scented with Boom Headshot! to ensure an invigorating clean that’ll leave you feeling confident and ready to pull another all-nighter with your console.

Size: 5oz bar with the dimensions of 3″x3″x1.25″ (Gears of War) or 3.5″ x 1.25″ (Halo)

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!

This original soap includes one random dragon toy embedded deep within a round soap egg. Simply use the soap to hatch your baby dragon! Once hatched, put your new pet dragon in water and watch it grow up to 600% its size! Makes for a fun, educational bathtime or anytime toy. Bring your dragon to life just by adding water!

These bars weigh a little over 5oz and have the dimensions of 3″x3″x1.25″.

GEEKSOAP is handmade from a combination of all natural & vegan friendly, hypoallergenic ingredients. How to GROW Your Dragon GEEKSOAP is scented with the gentle, soothing scent of lavender, which makes it the perfect just-before-bed bathtime soap for kids and a great unwind scent for parents! These soaps come wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep them on display until use. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly. Let me surprise you with a random dragon color or chose your own adventure!

How to GROW Your Dragon GEEKSOAP is soap that’s fun to use, and provides BONUS fun long after it’s finished. You will be able to continually re-grow your dragon pet over and over again! Intructions included with every bar of soap to ensure you get the most out of your new dragon pet.

Dragon toys are safe and non-toxic, but warning: since this small toy can pose as a choking hazard, this soap isnot suitable for children under 3 without supervision.

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!

Each cute little turtle weighs just over 2 ounces, for a combined 8+ ounces of good, clean crime fighting fun for your guest bathroom sink. They are also perfect to use as travel soap!

As usual, these bars are made from 100% all natural ingredients and are completely vegan friendly, as you’ve come to expect from GEEKSOAP. They are scented with a refreshing coconut lime fragrance (Which is better than my original idea of pizza or sewer scented soap… not exactly the smells you’re looking for fresh out of the shower, lol) and come wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it.

The mold was custom designed and created by me so you can be sure that your soap is lovingly handmade and 100% one-of-a-kind. You won’t find soap like it anywhere else!

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!

Dirt and grime is no match for the most powerful weapon in the universe! Recharge yourself in the shower each morning and wield the power to accomplish anything you can possibly imagine, right in your own hands. Dirt doesn’t stand a chance.

My brother-in-law inspired this design!

“The soap with willpower!” - basicallygeek

5oz bar with the dimensions of 3″x3″x1.25″.

GEEKSOAP is handmade from a combination of all natural & vegan friendly, hypoallergenic ingredients. Soaps come generously scented with a crisp, invigorating fragrance that screams “CLEAN!”

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!

These bars weigh 5oz and have the dimensions of 3.5″x2.5″x1.25″.

GEEKSOAP is handmade from vegan friendly, hypoallergenic ingredients and comes generously scented with a crisp, invigorating fragrance that screams “CLEAN!”

This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!

This fantastic handcarved soap is lovingly handmade one-at-a-time from all natural ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. No two Soapstones are ever exactly alike, though all are intentionally designed to look realistically like roughly carved stone.

Each Soapstone bar emits a fresh & tropical coconut lime verbena fragrance that’ll bring the lush, clear water beaches of Stranglethorn Vale right to your shower, without the hassle of pesky jungle trolls of course.

Soapstones weigh approximately 5oz; they’re wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep them on display until you’re ready to use them. And as always, GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!

Disclaimer: Not responsible for your impending addiction to showering instead of raiding. (Sorry, guildies.) Once you smell the intoxicating awesome of using my Soapstone soap, you won’t be able to put it down, either.

Unlike the rest of the GEEKSOAP line, the concept of this soap design is not new. Special thanks to ManaPrincess/Ladykildare and Amethyst Soap for their inspiration & support as I set about to handcarve my own interpretation of what I thought a hunk of magical stone would look and smell like in their absence. This means I’m not competing with their sales nor trying to claim credit for their fantastic idea. :) Margaret of Amethyst Soap has been a dream to work with on creating my own unique version, and you should check out her amazing goodies on Etsy.

This is just one series design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net

GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!