Soapstone GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
There’s no place like home… and now you can bubble and hearth your way out of dirty, sticky situations with my latest GEEKSOAP creation: the Soapstone!
This fantastic handcarved soap is lovingly handmade one-at-a-time from all natural ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. No two Soapstones are ever exactly alike, though all are intentionally designed to look realistically like roughly carved stone.
Each Soapstone bar emits a fresh & tropical coconut lime verbena fragrance that’ll bring the lush, clear water beaches of Stranglethorn Vale right to your shower, without the hassle of pesky jungle trolls of course.
Soapstones weigh approximately 5oz; they’re wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep them on display until you’re ready to use them. And as always, GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
Disclaimer: Not responsible for your impending addiction to showering instead of raiding. (Sorry, guildies.) Once you smell the intoxicating awesome of using my Soapstone soap, you won’t be able to put it down, either.
Unlike the rest of the GEEKSOAP line, the concept of this soap design is not new. Special thanks to ManaPrincess/Ladykildare and Amethyst Soap for their inspiration & support as I set about to handcarve my own interpretation of what I thought a hunk of magical stone would look and smell like in their absence. This means I’m not competing with their sales nor trying to claim credit for their fantastic idea. :) Margaret of Amethyst Soap has been a dream to work with on creating my own unique version, and you should check out her amazing goodies on Etsy.
This is just one series design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Iron Man Arc Reactor GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
I don’t know about you, but I need something epic to power me up in the morning and get me through my day. What’s more epic than the ultimate power source that keeps Iron Man going? Introducing Arc Reactor soap! Now you can harness Tony Stark’s amazing power in your shower. Hot.
These bars weigh just under 5 ounces and have the dimensions of approximately 3″x3″x1.25″.
GEEKSOAP Arc Reactor bars are handmade one-at-a-time from all natural ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. These bars are powered by a sultry unisex black amber musk scent, and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. Hold it up to your chest when you wash for the ultimate experience in awesome. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
Both the blue & black (inspired by the first Iron Man movie) and the Iron Man 2 inspired red version of these power sources are equally epic and will start your morning off with the surge you need to make it through a long day.
The mold was custom designed and created by me so you can be sure that your soap is lovingly handmade and 100% one-of-a-kind. You won’t find soap like it anywhere else!
This is just one series design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Mighty Monarch GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
Being the most amazing super-villain and arching the Venture family is hard work. Just ask the Monarch. To be on top of your game, wash away the dirt and grime with Mighty Monarch GEEKSOAP! I guarantee it’ll make you feel fresh and smell clean, but just remember… Brock Samson can still smell your fear.
GEEKSOAP is handmade from all natural ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with invigorating clean scent and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
These bars weigh 6.5oz and have the dimensions of 3″x3″x1.25″.
This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Mystery Block GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
You never know what’s in store when you break a mystery block, but it almost always equals something good to give you a boost just when you need it most. Need to feel a little bigger? Maybe you’d love to have some firepower or the ability to fly? Now you can take that super boost with you in the shower with my Mystery Block soap. Jump start your day with an advantage over the baddies!
Mystery Block GEEKSOAP bars are handmade one-at-a-time from all natural ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. They are generously scented with deliciously clean scents: the old school version (orange) is a warm pumpkin spice, while the modern version (yellow) smells of cool and refreshing lemon. They’ll come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
Mystery Block GEEKSOAP bars weigh approximately 6.5 ounces and have the dimensions of 3″x3″x1″
The molds were custom designed and created by me so you can be sure that your soap is lovingly handmade and 100% one-of-a-kind. You won’t find soap like it anywhere else!
This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
Smelling a little less than fresh after all of those galactic adventures? Don’t panic! Every hoopy frood knows that my Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy soap is here to save the day so that you can continue to search for the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything. (Psst, the answer is 42.)
BONUS! Also acts as a Vogon poetry deterrent. Just don’t forget your towel!
The Hitchhiker’s Guide GEEKSOAP bar weighs 5oz and has the dimensions of 3″x3″x1.25″.
GEEKSOAP is handmade from vegan friendly, hypoallergenic ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with a clean, invigorating smell and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
This is just one series design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Doctor Who GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
Doctor Who soap?! Yup! Because who wouldn’t want to take the good Doctor in the shower with them?
GEEKSOAP is handmade from all natural ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with invigorating clean scent and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
These bars weigh 5oz and have the dimensions of 3.5″x2.5″x1.25″.
This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
Please Note: Name trademarks and copyrights are properties of their respective manufacturers and/or designers.These fan inspired versions are NOT to be confused with licensed merchandise. My interpretation of these designs are lovingly created and carved by hand and are not intended to mislead or confuse the customer OR infringe on the manufacturer’s/designer’s name and valuable trademark.
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
Relive your favorite classic gaming adventures in the tub with my Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP! This series of gaming cartridge soap packs 8-bit, 16-bit, or 64-bit power in every shower! Its natural companion is the Handheld Game Cartridge Guest Soap… the mini 8-Bit version that’s perfect for travel or your guest bathroom sink.
NEW in the series: Retro 2600 Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars… a parody replica rom cartridge of our favorite 1977 console.
NEWER in the series: Classic SG 16-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars. The 16-bit equivalent from that other console.
Bonus: you won’t need to blow on these cartridges to get them to work.
GEEKSOAP Game Cartridge bars are handmade one-at-a-time from all natural ingredients enriched with aloe and vitamin E. The grey bars are generously scented with an incredibly refreshing lime mint fragrance while the black bars are scented with a sultry unisex black amber musk fragrance, and all bars come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
The molds were custom designed and created by me so you can be sure that your soap is lovingly handmade and 100% one-of-a-kind. You won’t find soap like it anywhere else!
The 64-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh a touch over 5 ounces and have the dimensions of 4″x3″x1.1″.
The 8-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh a little over 9 ounces (That’s nearly double all of my other GEEKSOAP bars!) with the dimensions of 4.25″x5.5″x0.75″. These are HUGE!
The 16-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh around 8 ounces (That’s pretty darn big!) with the dimensions of 5.25″x3.5″x0.75″. That’s like 2 of my D20 Soap on a Rope bars!
The Handheld Game Cartridge Guest Soap bars weigh approximately 1.5 ounces and have the dimensions of 2.25″x2.5″x0.75″.
The Retro 2600 Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh around 5 ounces with the dimensions of 4″x3.25″x0.75″.
The SG 16-Bit Game Cartridge GEEKSOAP bars weigh approximately 5 ounces with the dimensions of 4.25″x3.25″x0.75″.
These bars are 100% solid soap through and through, which means the soap versions weigh more than the real thing… but good luck telling the difference between the soap and the real cartridges!
This is just one series design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
Please Note: No company names are used on any of these products, they are simply parody replicas and not meant to confuse or mislead customers, or infringe on design patents. (Which they do not.) Not endorsed or licensed merchandise.
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Pac-Man GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
Universally considered THE classic video game, Pac-Man is a 1980s pop culture phenomenon that you can now take in the shower with you! This GEEKSOAP features Pac-Man with two tasty pac-dots, accompanied by a little pixelated ghost. This is one video game icon you can’t go wrong with in the bath.
GEEKSOAP is handmade from natural, pure vegetable glycerin and moisturizers, enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with invigorating eucalyptus mint and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
These bars weigh 5oz and have the dimensions of 3.5″x2.5″x1.25″.
This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
Please Note: Name trademarks and copyrights are properties of their respective manufacturers and/or designers.These fan inspired versions are NOT to be confused with licensed merchandise. My interpretation of these designs are lovingly created and carved by hand and are not intended to mislead or confuse the customer OR infringe on the manufacturer’s/designer’s name and valuable trademark.
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Zelda Triforce GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
“It can only be called fate… That here, I would again gather the three with the crests… That I should lay my hand on that which grants the wishes of the beholder. That when power, wisdom, and courage come together, the gods would have no choice but to come down… The power of the gods… The Triforce! He who touches it will have whatever he desires granted!”
-Ganondorf
Take the golden sacred triangles of the Legend of Zelda Triforce (Power, Wisdom, and Courage) with you in the shower and may all your wishes come true.
GEEKSOAP is handmade from natural, pure vegetable glycerin and moisturizers, enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with a clean, invigorating smell and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
This bar weighs 5oz and has the dimensions of 3″x3″x1.25″.
This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!
Monster GEEKSOAP Geek Soap
RAWR… the latest GEEKSOAP has been unleashed!
This bar weighs 6.5oz and has the dimensions of 3″x3″x1.25″.
GEEKSOAP is handmade from natural, pure vegetable glycerin and moisturizers, enriched with aloe and vitamin E. Soaps are lightly scented with a clean, invigorating smell and come shrink-wrapped to seal in freshness and allow you to keep the soap on display until you’re ready to use it. GEEKSOAP is vegan friendly!
This is just one design of many in my GEEKSOAP line. Check out the Soap category for more. My fun soaps are available for purchase at http://www.geeksoap.net
GEEKSOAP is geek soap for the internet. Soap for geeks; just pure geeky soap!


































































